Giant Pandas Are No Longer Considered Endangered, So Not Everything Sucks!

November 11, 2017

If “life is terrible and everything hurts” is something that often comes out of your face, we have good news for you! News about anything that isn’t psychologically damaging is hard to come by these days, but monitoring agencies have officially declared that the giant panda is no longer endangered, since numbers are rising in the wild. See? Life doesn’t have to be the worst! googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCBP_ATF’); }); According…

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12 Of The Most Ridiculous Political Promises Ever Made

July 18, 2017

If you’ve been keeping up with the election, your faith in humanity is probably long gone by now. And mine is, too. It flew right out the window and told me it’s never coming back, so see you never, hopes and dreams. While this batch of politicians is blessed with a unique brand of crazy, political weirdos have been spewing absolute nonsense since humans started governing themselves. In honor of…

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The United Kingdom May Leave The EU, But What Does That Mean For The Rest Of Us?

April 4, 2017

On June 23, 2016, the United Kingdom will hold a referendum to decide whether or not it will remain in the European Union. There have been rumblings of such a referendum for quite some time now, but Prime Minister David Cameron, under extreme pressure from conservative politicians across the U.K., has officially announced that they will begin work to decide whether or not they should keep their place in the…

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